too smart and too horny for her own good
Last weekend I went to visit my family for Easter. I was nervous as fuck because I planned on telling The MOM that I want to be a writer.
I fear the wrath of The MOM. You probably think I’m exaggerating The MOM, don’t you? Nuh uh. I speaketh the truth.
Chuck Norris fears the wrath of The MOM. He tried to roundhouse kick her and she stopped him with a sigh.
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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