1000 Perverts in One Day
Today for the first time ever I had ONE THOUSAND hits in ONE DAY. 1043 as of midnight just now. Whoa. That’s bitch-ass cool. Is that an expression? Hmm. ‘Tis now.
So I’m sure the huge surge in visitors lately has nothing to do with the pending conclusion to the latest threesome post, or that I (finally, dear god finally) have a fine piece of man-ass to give the Texas platinum pussy treatment tomorrow, or that I am now ranked #6 and 7 on Google for how to give a blowjob, (raised three slots in two and a half weeks (and that was without having given one in SIX MONTHS mind you–I’m that good)), or that I’m so freakishly sexed that I think my kegel muscle could swallow me whole from the inside out, or that I can make something terribly tragic seem funny as hell, and it definitely has nothing to do with the fact that I like sex with girls.
