The Over-Educated Nympho

Today for the first time ever I had ONE THOUSAND hits in ONE DAY. 1043 as of midnight just now. Whoa. That’s bitch-ass cool. Is that an expression? Hmm. ‘Tis now.

So I’m sure the huge surge in visitors lately has nothing to do with the pending conclusion to the latest threesome post, or that I (finally, dear god finally) have a fine piece of man-ass to give the Texas platinum pussy treatment tomorrow, or that I am now ranked #6 and 7 on Google for how to give a blowjob, (raised three slots in two and a half weeks (and that was without having given one in SIX MONTHS mind you–I’m that good)), or that I’m so freakishly sexed that I think my kegel muscle could swallow me whole from the inside out, or that I can make something terribly tragic seem funny as hell, and it definitely has nothing to do with the fact that I like sex with girls.

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Over the past two weeks I have received a huge number of Ask Vix emails. To those I have not answered, I have not forgotten you! I swear! I’m just busy, well, um, trying to get laid (for the sake of the blog, of course. My beloved readers demand it). And sleep more than 4.5 hours every night, including weekends.

To those who have sent Ask Vix emails recently–if it’s super important (for instance, going through a break-up right now, or a couple weeks ago a girl had a date with an uncircumcised guy the next day and needed blowjob advice right now), then please send me another email, otherwise I’ll answer them in the order I received them. If everyone has an emergency, well shit I’ll do the best I can. After I get laid. I’ll be able to think clearer then. Really. Stop laughing at me, bitches.