The Over-Educated Nympho

In my previous post I mentioned that I received my very first BIG FAT commission check from IntimateGifts.com. I neglected to mention (because I only have so much time during my lunch break) that the check came tucked inside a book that I will be reviewing: Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex.

I gotta say, it looks pretty fucking good. Except, um, I almost kinda don’t want to go into detail, because the book covers all the topics I touch upon in my blog and I WANT YOU TO LOVE MY BLOG MORE even though everything is covered here in one nifty book. Damn you, Nina Hartley. Damn you to the hell in my Catholic grandmother’s mind.

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In celebration of my raise, I went shoe-shopping over the weekend. [Okay I know that sentence would normally lose the male audience BUT STICK WITH ME HERE.] I bought some beautiful red stilettos that make me almost five inches taller. That puts me at 6′ 1″ tall (1.85 m for our foreign readers).

I have always loved high heels. I’ve been wearing them since I was thirteen and still a touch knock-kneed when it came to walking in them–the strut can’t be mastered until the birthing hips are fully developed and allow for the sinuous movement of the shoulders, hips, ass, and legs in the natural choreography that makes women so goddamn sexy.

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That’s right, I got me some MONEY!!

–booty dance–

Today in the mail I received my very first commission check! It came from my boys at IntimateGifts.com. Now remember there is incentive to buy stuff from there: for every $150 I make in commission from the assorted affiliate programs (see sidebar at right, COUGH COUGH), I will post one photo of yours truly. R-Rated, not X. Sorry. But if you ask nicely I’ll let you see this.

Aww… –pets check–  it’s so prettttty.  I’m going to be lame and take a photo of it. Don’t laugh! I make lame cute, asshole.