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Writing Day Vacay

I took a vacation day from the office today so I could work on two of my many super-secret writing projects. I’ve gotten a lot done–and that includes sleeping in an extra hour and spending three hours at my favorite bakery/coffeeshop. Hey, that was a working lunch. I have the food and coffee stains on my notebook to prove it. That splatter of french onion soup right there? That was immediately after a moment of brilliance, mind you. Note to self: am not talented enough to direct spoon and write at same time. Will end up with pen in mouth and soup all over oral sex notes.

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The Pursed Lips Evaluate Me

Today was my annual review. Shit, have I really been here an entire year? New Big Boss only told me about the review yesterday, which did not leave sufficient time to come up with a bunch of bullshit to write down on my self-evaluation form.

I was nervous as fuck.

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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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