too smart and too horny for her own good
It happened a week ago, but I haven’t been able to face it. My TiVo broke.
I’m heart-broken. But we were together for so long! We got along so well! I LOVED MY TIVO SO MUCH! How could my TiVo do this to me?!
I LOVED YOU!!! I WAS NOTHING BUT GOOD TO YOU, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME?
–weeps over the discarded remote–
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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