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Ninth Most Popular Blowjob on Google

In just the last week and a half, I have moved from being #16 on Google for “how to give a blowjob” to #9 (and 10). I’m on the front page for how to give a blowjob!!! GO MEEEE!!

Oh my goodness, I’m –fluttering hands– I’m so flustered! –dabs eyes– I would like to thank “Steak and BJ Day” for all the traffic –tears streaking down face– and all the pretty penises in the world that inspired me in sooo many ways, and –flutters hands– the Brit who taught me the fantastic three-point contact technique, and, and –swoons–

Okay, I get a trophy or something, right? I should get a trophy with an erect penis on it that says I am #9!! HELLOOOOOO? WHERE’S MY FUCKING PENIS TROPHY?

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