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HAPPY STEAK & BJ DAY!!

Today is March 14th, which is national Steak & BJ Day. What a fine holiday. Does that mean Beer & Anal Sex Day is the next holiday to come into existence? Because I’m down with that. I have a strap-on.

In honor of the brilliance of this national holiday (which I believe is important enough to warrant closing down offices across the country so that we may all go home and enjoy red meat and man meat in the full glory that it deserves), I have posted several recipes for steak and complementary sides, as well as a new post in the How to Give a Blowjob series.

I wish everyone a hearty and satisfying Steak & BJ Day.

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