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HAPPY STEAK & BJ DAY!!

Today is March 14th, which is national Steak & BJ Day. What a fine holiday. Does that mean Beer & Anal Sex Day is the next holiday to come into existence? Because I’m down with that. I have a strap-on.

In honor of the brilliance of this national holiday (which I believe is important enough to warrant closing down offices across the country so that we may all go home and enjoy red meat and man meat in the full glory that it deserves), I have posted several recipes for steak and complementary sides, as well as a new post in the How to Give a Blowjob series.

I wish everyone a hearty and satisfying Steak & BJ Day.

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How to Give a Blowjob: The Hand & Mouth Technique

In honor of Steak & BJ Day, I have added another post to the ongoing series on How To Give a Blowjob which currently consists of the following:

Where Are You in the Blowjob Ring?

Blowjobs are Not Icky

How to Give a Blowjob: It’s All In Your Head. And Eyes.

How To Give a Blowjob: The Proper Technique (Part I)

How to Give a Blowjob: Embracing the Balls (Part II)

New additions:
How To Give a Blowjob: When He’s Uncircumcised”

How To Give a Blowjob: Watch the Teeth, Sweetie

*By the way, don’t be another asshole who plagiarizes what I wrote. Read and enjoy, don’t read and copy and pretend you wrote it. © 2007 the Over-Educated Nympho.

Let’s see, that’s… five posts and we haven’t even gotten to the sucking yet. Wow. Well I am nothing if not a student of research, which means I always report back my findings in painstaking detail for the benefit of the greater cock-sucking world. That’s just the kind of girl I am.

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