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Out of My Fucking Mind
It’s getting bad, folks. The involuntary celibacy. I’m about to fucking kill someone, I have so much pent-up energy. I got thrown out of my game on Saturday for “playing too rough.” And that was with me at 75% because I have an injury (that one was not my fault. Entirely).
It’s time to get laid.* And before I do anything stupid…
Recipes for Steak & BJ Day
The glorious Steak & BJ Day is coming up on Wednesday, March 14. Even though I will not be getting any action, that doesn’t mean I can’t help out all those who do have access to a prime cut of red meat. And I’m sooo not thinking about the steak.
–begins to salivate–
To the a-hem “ladies” out there, here are several recipes for steak and assorted sides that I have picked out from AllRecipes.com. That’s right, bitches, I know how to cook. You probably thought I was all sex and books. Well, that’s true. But I’m sex and books and FOOOOOOOD.
