You Mean I Can Pay Someone to Touch Me?

I realized tonight that the last time I got any action–and I’m talking about a smooch on the lips–was on New Year’s Eve. Fuck. That was a loooong time ago. I’m a hurtin’ for some lovin’. And it had been a month before that since I’d gotten laid. THIS DOES NOT MAKE FOR A HAPPY PUSSY.

So hopefully this will provide a little insight into my afternoon.

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