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My First Threesome, Part II

If you haven’t already, you need to read Part I before reading this. No jumping ahead, asshole–the titillating and teasing in the first part is just as hot as the good stuff. Be warned: this post still isn’t finished.

Army Cowboy drove the three of us back to my apartment, which was only a couple minutes away from the bar.

I’d like to say I was all suave as we walked from the parking lot to my apartment, but in my head I was totally doing a full-on booty shake, complete with twirls. I got two boooys I got two boooys I am so coool I am so coool! It’s a good thing people can’t read my mind, otherwise there’s no fucking way I’d ever get laid. But I was chill. I can hide the goofy girl inside when there’s an orgasm or six on the line.

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