The Over-Educated Nympho

The following is a piece from The Vagina Monologues in honor of V-day:

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8,000 nerve fibers, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibers than is found anywhere else in the body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is twice… twice… twice the number in the penis. Who needs a handgun when you’ve got a semiautomatic.

–Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography

Can I get a HELLS YEAH!!

Today I received a book I’m very excited about reviewing, Sex With Your Ex… and 69 Other Things You Should Never Do Again (plus a few you should), by the lovely sexpert Yvonne Fulbright.

To give you an idea of what you can find in this book (and that has already gotten me scratching my head and thinking about writing one or two of these down on a Post-It to stick to my bathroom mirror), here’s an excerpt:

#20 Never Apologize….

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I’m getting Lasik eye surgery on Friday morning. I’m not nervous at all. Oh hell no. Throw me down and cut open my eyeballs right now, I’m ready to go.

I was nervous however about scraping all the extra money together, when I could barely afford the price my referral person had told me, which was five hundred below what I was able to negotiate the doctor down to. I briefly considered going to another doctor, but the only other referrals I could get were even more expensive than mine (although they were also the eye surgeons for several local professional athletes… no no no, I was trying to go cheaper, sweetie, I was aiming for Audi, not Bentley).

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Today I got Beautiful Girlfriend’s email address from Hot Coworker (hmm… maybe it’s time I changed his name… Jackass Coworker? Shit-for-brains Coworker? hmm, may have to come up with something slightly less biased), which I’m sure pissed him off. HA HA.

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