The Over-Educated Nympho

A reader recently asked me the rabbit looks good but is expensive for a vibrator. is it worth it? is a
different one more worth it?

The one I wrote about in Sex Toys 102 was the Rabbit Pearl, which is on the pricey side. There are other knock-off versions–this is the Louis Vuitton handbag of sex toys. The Rabbit Pearl is the top of the line version, but if you simply don’t have the money, you can check out the Ultra Tech 3000 for about half the price.

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Is anyone else noticing a trend with the Ask Vix questions that come in? I’m beginning continuing to lose hope in guys. But then I remind myself that there are many awesome guys out there–it’s just that no one writes in about them. That is the brightest my ray of Mary Fucking Sunshine can get, so please accept my attempt at optimism.

As always, names and identifying details are removed to protect the reader’s identity.

I met this guy through some mutual friends and we started hanging out. He lives 2 hours away though, and came down to visit his mutual friends again (very unusual since he NEVER came down here to visit them more than once a year before we were introduced). I invited him to be my “plus one” to my sister’s Christmas party and he spent the night at my house and we hooked up. It wasn’t mind blowing, but it was decent.

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I wanted to give an update on my latest threesome arrangement. After much deliberation over what to name the married couple in my blog (and a flash of brilliant insight from a mutual friend), I have decided to call them Mr. & Mrs. Smith. They are sexy, feisty, smart as hell, and if any of my friends were to be secret assassins with a kitchen full of automatic weaponry, it would be them.

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For those of you who think the iBuzz is too good to keep to yourself, there is an iBuzz Two that’s made for two people to use at the same time. Two headphone jacks, two bullets, one rabbit sleeve (for her), one cock ring sleeve (for him).

But, um, you can’t buy it in the States yet. I asked Sex Exec at IntimateGifts.com about it, and he said it’s not being released outside the UK for a while. He assured me they will have it in their inventory this fall.

If you’re impatient, you can order the iBuzz Two through Lovehoney.co.uk and they’ll ship it internationally. As much as I want to encourage you to wait until you can buy it through my boys at IntimateGifts.com, I understand the importance of getting off, and getting off RIGHT FREAKING NOW, so my feelings will not be (totally) hurt if you buy it through someone else. I have to admit, their site is pretty cool. Horrible. Wretched. Don’t let the atrocity burn your eyes.

I took a “What kind of flirt are you” quiz. Here’s what it told me based on a mere five strategic questions:

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Today I got an email from Sex Exec (one of the partners of IntimateGifts.com), currently in Mexico with his girlfriend. The last time we spoke on the phone he had told me he was planning on proposing to her during their vacation this week, and today I got the exclamation-point-filled email telling me she accepted his proposal.

Over the months I have gotten to know Sex Exec over dozens of phone calls and emails. He’s a good guy with a kind heart, and I wanted to publicly congratulate him on the engagement.

Well done, babe. I wish you and your fiancee the very best.