Best Google Searches
These are all real searches by which someone found my site. Every single one of these is real. When available, I included the listing/ranking number. Most searches were done through Google, but also included were Blogger, AOL, Yahoo, MSN. Some of these are old, so the ranking may have changed since the original date. I’m sure there have been many more funny bizarre WTF searches, but I these are the ones I caught through Sitemeter. Oh Sitemeter, if you were a man you’d be the skeezy private eye hired by rich men to photograph their wives having illicit affairs, wouldn’t you? Oh, I love you so, Sitemeter.
does my therapist love me
if I were a superhero (#20)
tampon string camel toe (#7)
dumpster diving manhattan
it wasn’t me it was the drink talking
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