Drive-Bye WTFing
I’m hoping it’s just my imagination, but Hot Coworker has been acting weird lately. Considering our very limited daily interaction of glances from across rows of cubicles and the occasional run-in over coffee, it would take a lot for me to be able to notice a change in his behavior.
Normally I don’t really notice him that much. This has gotten slightly more difficult since I moved to the new department, which brings me much much closer to Hot Coworker’s area (why couldn’t they have moved me to the second floor?! DAMNIT. Now I’m forced to bear witness to this fine piece of man-meat from a mere twenty feet away and then try to convince myself IwillnotjumphisbonesIwillnotjumphisbones.
Fortunately because of how our cubicles are arranged, he has to see the back of my head a lot more than I have to see the back of his head. Haha. Now how can I make the back of my head look more attractive so he can suffer in silence all the more painfully? Would it be like tototally obvious what I’m up to if I tied my ponytail with a lacy g-string?
