Fuck Prince Charming, Where’s My Frog?
With each new guy I dated, I was always waiting for that magical first kiss, the one that (I’m told) sends tingles down your body and makes you lose yourself in that precious moment.
I have never experienced a first kiss like that, or any kiss. I am told it happens, and not just in the latest clearance-sale chick flick. Or maybe I’ve never felt that happy feeling because I’ve never been in love. I thought I had been with my last boyfriend, but maybe not.
Orgasms and being in love follow the same line of questioning: “Have you ever been in love?” “I’m not sure.. I think I have.. once…” “Then you haven’t been. You’d know for sure if you had.”
Well, shit.
