The Over-Educated Nympho

The first time I had sex, I remember lying there afterward thinking that’s IT?!

I felt like sex was some huge world-wide scam, that everyone made it out to be this great big thing, and then the reality is that it sucks. I didn’t feel fulfilled or closer to my long-term boyfriend. I felt screwed.

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The iBuzz is one of the newest and most creative gadgets on the sex toy market, and it’s a pretty damn cool one. It was only a matter of time before someone made this fine accessory for the iPod (although it works with any mp3 or cd player). According to the front of the package, it is The music-activated orgasm machine! Plug in and turn on for vibrating fun. YESSIR. I WILL GET RIGHT ON IT, SIR.

On the back of the package: iBuzz vibrates in time to your music so you can get off while getting down. Right. Cute. I can totally see that nerdy guy from Dodgeball/Mac commercials saying that while winking and giving you the double-guns. Not that I wouldn’t totally sleep with him. (I heart geeks, okay? So shove it.)

Here are some photos. The first is the official one taken from IntimateGifts.com, the next two are ones I took of the actual product before I tore into it:

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According to the latest stats on my affiliate page of IntimateGifts.com, I have made $60 in commission! Thank you to the eight people who have made orders and done their part to contribute to the $150 incentive for a sexy pic.

I’m working on the final draft of the iBuzz review right now, so check back later for that. I know many of you are anxious to hear all about the best iPod accessory to date! (haha double meaning.. date… BOB… okay nevermind it was funnier in my head)