They Came and Now I Can Too

I picked up my box of sex toy goodies from my boys over at IntimateGifts.com.

Talk about a kid in a fucking candy store. I GOT LOADS OF STUFF. This is the photo I took when I first opened the box:

intimate-gifts-com-003.jpg

For those of you who have already expressed interest in the iBuzz, go here for more info until I post my own review.

This is going to be a very busy weekend full of nothing but “research.” It’s going to be exhausting, demanding, morally corrupt, and I may sprain something, possibly multiple times (is there any other way?). But that’s okay–I’m doing it for the sake of the blog. I must always think of the blog.

This is how much my beloved readers mean to me. I am willing to abuse my body all weekend long so I can bring you reviews of sex toys. That’s just the kind of person I am.