The Over-Educated Nympho

I NOW HAVE PAID ADVERTISERS.

Who’s cool? I AM SO COOL.

I placed two different dating ads on the posts How Not to Ask Someone Out and an older one, Online Dating?.

–commence the booty shake–

This doesn’t mean I can start calling myself a “paid writer”… (–sigh–) more like “kinda-semi-professional blogger” thanks to the deposit made into my Paypal account this afternoon.

But hey, no complaints here. One step, one advertisement, one tiny little accomplishment at a time. All those itty bitty steps do eventually lead you somewhere. Hopefully with a regular salaried column somewhere. AHEM to whom it may concern. AND I DO NOT MEAN YOU, MR. SPRING, TEXAS.

To those of you who think I’m a sell-out: shove it. If I put up an advertisement that says IS YOUR HUMMER BIGGER THAN YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HUMMER? or PENILE ENHANCEMENT DRUGS ONLY $9.99 or NEXT ON ONE TREE HILL, you can call me a lame-ass.

Meanwhile I’m keeping that boring day job so I don’t have to lower myself to ads for Paris Hilton perfume. Seriously, who the fuck needs to buy princess-scented STDs in a bottle? (Here’s a hint, sweetie: calling it parfum doesn’t class it up nearly enough to make us forget that photos of your girlie bits are all over the internet.)

Since the beginning of this blog readers have emailed me relationship and sex questions. Enough people have asked me questions about the same things so I figured it was time to make an official Ask Vix page. Here is the first official post based on correspondence with a regular reader.

[Note: I am just one person giving advice with limited information about the situation. I do my very best to help based on my own experiences and mistakes. I will never profess to be a relationship expert, because I’m not. I’m simply one girl who has fucked up a lot and therefore learned a lot. A huge reason for the Ask Vix section is so that you can learn from my and others’ mistakes and save yourself the embarrassment the rest of us have already been through.]

This advice section is NOT A FORUM. Any mean-spirited comments about the person seeking advice will be deleted. I am the only one around here who is allowed to be mean.

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