Are You Sure You Want to See My Place?
You can only avoid having the person you’re dating come over to your place for so long before she starts accusing you of having another girlfriend, living with your parents, living with your wife, or living in a cardboard box behind the crack-ho Taco Cabana, so at some point you have to suck it up and let her come over. Or if you’re smooth enough to pull it off, occasionally bring home a hook-up.
[Readers: please forgive me for addressing the male audience, but I assume more guys will benefit from this post than girls. I’m NOT JUDGING. My own apartment is a bit, well, icky. But it’s easy for a chick to get away with a messy apartment, because all she has to do is take off her shirt and then a guy wouldn’t notice if there were a feces-filled gorilla cage in the apartment.]
You should be doing most of these things in the first place, especially if you’re well out of college and extra-especially if you’re over the age of thirty. Your place should not like like the set of Jackass if you’re middle-aged. If that’s the case then you can stop wondering why you’re still single.
Here are a few tips on how to make a good impression, whether you’re bringing home a new girlfriend or a one-night stand someone you hope to get to know better.
