How Do Guys Measure Up?
Ok, guys out there? Stop asking us what we think about your dicks.
Yes it’s big enough, yes it feels good, yes it’s bigger than my ex-boyfriend’s (if saying that will make you to shut the hell up), yes I like it, NO I WON’T MEASURE IT FOR YOU, DIPSHIT.
I get the impression guys have a skewed sense of “average” when it comes to the length of their dicks. The guys who think their dicks are small (maybe in comparison to a porn star’s, although I know for a fact that not all porn stars have huge dicks) are usually average, and the guys who think they’re huge are often “only” average. Like, do you really think you’re 8″ long, buddy?… uh, maybe if you measure from the bottom of your scrotum.
Average, average, average.
