A New Threesome!!!
All day at work I kept anxiously checking my cell phone for missed calls, in case she called with what I hoped would be great news. Something along the lines of I CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE SWEET DIRTY LOVE TO YOUR NAKED BODY, COME OVER AND DO ME NOW.
Meanwhile I had a knot in my stomach and saw big penises and pussies everywhere I looked. The stapler on my desk. Penis. My travel coffee mug–pussy. The forsaken banana in the break room. Fucking sonovabitch, someone show me some mercy here. How the hell am I supposed to get any work done with things like that lying around the office?
