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Throwing Out Emotional Baggage

Tomorrow is the last day of 2006. That means it’s time to throw out all the crap I don’t want to drag with me into a new year.

I started by going through all the numbers saved in my cell phone and deleting all the ones I am better off without.

Neighbor Guy 555-1234 is on the screen. DELETE! giggle.
Nice Guy #2 555-2345. DELETE!!
The Man 555-3456. DELETE, YO!!!
The Guy Who Was Not Worthy of a Moniker 555-4567. DELETE!!!! STAY IN THE MARINES.
Dumbass* 555-5678. DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!

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12 30 2006

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How Am I Supposed to Move On When He’s Sitting Next to Me?

After spending a great girly night with my friend Barbie, her fiance Ken called and said he was out at a bar with a bunch of his friends if we wanted to come by.

It wasn’t until we were in the car driving to the bar that I realized Handsome Nerd would probably be there. The guy I had the perfect first date with and then he bailed with some bullshit excuse, and I’ve been unsuccessfully trying to move on since then. I finally felt some closure a couple days ago, and so just when I thought I was in the clear—

FUCK. Fuckfuckfuckfuck.

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12 30 2006

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