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Throwing Out Emotional Baggage

Tomorrow is the last day of 2006. That means it’s time to throw out all the crap I don’t want to drag with me into a new year.

I started by going through all the numbers saved in my cell phone and deleting all the ones I am better off without.

Neighbor Guy 555-1234 is on the screen. DELETE! giggle.
Nice Guy #2 555-2345. DELETE!!
The Man 555-3456. DELETE, YO!!!
The Guy Who Was Not Worthy of a Moniker 555-4567. DELETE!!!! STAY IN THE MARINES.
Dumbass* 555-5678. DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!

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How Am I Supposed to Move On When He’s Sitting Next to Me?

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