The Over-Educated Nympho

Many readers have told me about some rockin’ songs that went straight onto my “sexy” playlist. Other readers have asked me for some good music for sex, so here is my list. It’s got a wide range depending on mood/pace and whether you like pop music or prefer to kick it old school. Some songs are better suited to getting you in the sexy mindset, others serve well as a background music while bumpin’ uglies.

Note: this is music for fucking, not for making love. That’s an entirely different playlist.

Add your favorite songs in the comments. This is a community of like-minded perverts after all.

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What exactly is “booty shake music”? I define it as any song you hear that instantly lifts your spirits and makes you want to shake your sweet thang. In other words, what fun music will so inspire me as to voluntarily make an ass of myself by doing a big ol’ round-the-world booty shake and giving myself the thumbs.

For a few precious minutes, it makes you forget your guy problems, work stress, money woes–all in the name of booty shakin’.

Some songs I included here because they are fun, light-hearted, have a good beat, and make me giggle. Oddly enough that mainly refers to the rap and hip-hop songs listed below.

Sorry guys, but this booty shake playlist is directed toward the “ladies” out there. I may think like a guy most of the time, but when it comes to dancing in my underwear, I’m all girl.

I’m sure there are many songs I have forgotten (forgive me, I have 30 mb of music and there’s no way I can go through it all), so please feel free to remind me of anything that belongs here.

There’s a wide range of stuff here, and I don’t care how lame some of them are I STAND BY MY CHOICES.

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Because I SUCK AT THEM.

Seriously. The sexy confident OEN you see here does not translate well to the bar scene. At all.

Ok, except for that ONE time I went home with two guys and rode them both for all they were worth. But how often does that happen?

Tonight I went to a bar to see a buddy of mine perform. He was wicked good and high as a kite. So he was half the reason I dragged my lame ass out of the comfort of my apartment.

The other half of the reason was I wanted to get laid. It’s been a couple weeks, The Pussy needs to be fed.

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