A Very Wet and Promising Year Ahead
Maybe it’s true that good things cum to those who wait.
I just got off the phone with the sex toy company. He whispered sweet somethings into my ear. My eyes got big. He whispered more sweet somethings, telling me all the things I wanted to hear. My eyes got big—and my panties got wet.
And we were only talking business.
Good things are coming, my beloveds. Very very good things. And this isn’t talk. This is the real fucking thing.
Hence the wet panties.





