The Story of Festivus and Frank the Troll
Christmas has Santa Claus, elves, the Grinch, Chevy Chase, Frosty the snowman, and scads of other cute little characters. Hanukkah has Adam Sandler, who counts for at least five personalities. Thanksgiving has the fine Thanksgiving Fairy who performs miracles. Where the fuck is a Festivus character? Festivus needs someone.
I give you Frank the Festivus Troll, as drawn for me by one of my favorite readers:






