too smart and too horny for her own good
Christmas has Santa Claus, elves, the Grinch, Chevy Chase, Frosty the snowman, and scads of other cute little characters. Hanukkah has Adam Sandler, who counts for at least five personalities. Thanksgiving has the fine Thanksgiving Fairy who performs miracles. Where the fuck is a Festivus character? Festivus needs someone.
I give you Frank the Festivus Troll, as drawn for me by one of my favorite readers:
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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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