O’ Lonely Night
Oh lonely night, the tv is glowing brightly
It is the night of a another single girl
Remote in hand
On the couch with her two dogs
Watching another goddamn Christmas show
“Yada Yada Yada” Song
Following up with my series in (distant) honor of Festivus, I have mangled the lyrics to yet another beloved holiday song, “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.” Please do not notice that there is absolutely no mention of Festivus in the song below.
[If you don’t know the significance of Yada Yada, go here first.]
The Yada Yada Yada Song
I have a special something
When I don’t know what to say
It saves my ass everytime
So yada I will sing
