too smart and too horny for her own good
In dis/honor of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You”
I don’t want a lot for Festivus
There’s just one thing I need
I don’t care about the couples
Smooching by the aluminum Pole
I just want you for my own
More than I could ever need
Make me warm and fuzzy
All I want for Festivus is…
Booooooooze
I gotta say, that’s one helluva delightful fucked-up title for a book on dating. I like the book already. And I haven’t even seen the good stuff.
This morning the cartoonist of a strip called “Girls & Sports” contacted me about a book he co-authored, called The Girls & Sports Dating and Relationships Playbook: Opening Lines, Pinky Probes, and L-Bombs. He’s sending me a copy so I can read it (weeeee!!! how fun!!) and write up a review.
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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