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All I Want for Festivus is Booze

In dis/honor of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You

I don’t want a lot for Festivus
There’s just one thing I need
I don’t care about the couples
Smooching by the aluminum Pole
I just want you for my own
More than I could ever need
Make me warm and fuzzy
All I want for Festivus is…
Booooooooze

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