Festivus For the Rest of Us, damnit
Christmas really sucks when you’re single. You don’t notice it when you’re part of a couple, and why would you? It’s not like Valentine’s Day, which might as well be called “National Singles’ Awareness Day,” because it doesn’t rub happy coupledom in your face like a huge bouquet of flowers on every female co-worker’s desk does.
If you’re single you find yourself wondering why you aren’t feeling all in the Christmas spirit like your friends–your friends in functioning relationships–and why you keep ramming your cart with Easy Mac and three bottles of wine into random people’s carts filled high with presents, decorations, and jolly good cheer in the aisles of Target.
‘Tis a pickle.
