too smart and too horny for her own good
Thanks to my year-end bonus, the company’s fancy medical plan, and a generous Santa Claus disguised as Mom and Dad, I have decided to get Lasik eye surgery.
My eye sight is really bad. Really really bad. Like, if I can’t find my glasses when I wake up in the morning, I can’t leave the apartment. Or even bed. I’d get my stupid ass killed somehow, I’m that blind (and clumsy, especially when mad).
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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