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75,000 Hits!

Didn’t I just have one of these announcements? That’s right, I had a golly-gee-whiz post less than months ago at 50,000 hits. That means I have had 25,000 hits in the last seven and a half weeks.

–nipples get a little excited–

That’s pretty fucking cool.

Especially since I can still remember how proud I was when I broke 1000 hits shortly after the birth of my itty bitty blog. Awww, remember that? OEN was so little and cute and no one knew the strength of the whirlwind brewing inside

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Champagne Masks the Bad Taste of My Day Job

I just had a very promising phone conversation with the sex toy company people. Very promising.

I MAY JUST BE ABLE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AFTER ALL, mwahahahahaha!!!

The funny thing is I was already drinking my first glass of get-rid-of-the-taste-of-day-job wine while talking with this guy, and when he started telling me his next big set of plans my eyes damn near popped out of my head, shortly followed by my nipples popping off too.

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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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