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Mr. Right Now

There’s Mr. Right, and then there’s Mr. Right Now.

Let me say: CAN I GET AN “AMEN, MOTHERFUCKER!” FOR MR. RIGHT NOW.

Ever since I was twelve years old I can recall girl friends talking about finding their knight in shining armor, their prince, their Mr. Right. Um, that can be a mightly long, lonely (and horny) wait, sweetie. Until then, wouldn’t you like someone to help keep the bed warm and your body limber? The jack rabbit can die you know. It’s ideal to have flesh-and-blood-rushing-to-penis man occasionally.

Enter Mr. Right Now.

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12 11 2006

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Porn Convention
I wasn’t kidding when I said I was all porned out. There are still ginormous fake boobies haunting my sleep. Not to worry, I have two of those little 3″x5″ memo pads full of notes and several 5 am emails to friends so I can recount every last detail to you once I can remember how to interact with “normal” people.

The article for the Houston Press on the Porn Convention
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12 11 2006

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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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