A NEW New Position

Ok I can hear all of you whining BUT I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE PORN! WHERE’S THE POOOORN?? TELL US ABOUT ALL THE CELEBRITY WANG!! Tonight, my beloveds. Forgive me, but I’m all porned-out from Lone Star Pornutopia. Besides, I have good news:

Remember this position I’ve been chasing for three months now? I thought I had lost it and then out of nowhere I had my official interview with the three head honchos of the department. I’m still waiting to hear back from them, but–

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