The Over-Educated Nympho

I am leaving for my family’s Thanksgiving festitivies shortly. I will be gone for a few days, and I don’t know whether I’ll be able to sneak away to my laptop to post during that time. Hopefully there won’t be anything post-worthy (see above link). And if there is, hopefully I’ll be too busy giggling at every thing my father and brothers say as we pass around the fifth of Jack Daniels I’m packing.

So while I’m gone, here’s a little something I wrote out especially for all those people who are a little afraid of facing their families (or complex carbohydrates or whatever your demon is) and could use a little Thanksgiving miracle to make it all go smoothly:

Easter has the Easter Bunny, Christmas has Santa Claus (and Charlie Brown and Chevy Chase), Halloween has evil cats (and The Simpsons), I think Thanksgiving needs a magical spirit behind it as well. Thus I create for you…

—waving arms around wildly but with an elegant flourish—

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Really. I know I’ve said this before but I misspoke. They’ve been working out the Beta version of their software and recently told me they’ll be ready to launch soon. Yippee! Just in time for the holiday/shopping season!

The company has asked me to submit my “naughty wish list” for toys to try out and review here. #1 of course will be the jack rabbit, excuse me, THE jack rabbit, from Sex and the City. Which I’ve been told is much more durable than my previous one that has required multiple repairs.

Aside from that, any requests for toys you want to read a review on? Guys out there, I remember you wondering about sex toys for men, is there still an interest there?

So…. start thinking what sex toys you want to buy for your loved ones at Christmas! Keep in mind I get a nice commission on everything bought from my link in, so if you want to make it a VERY VERY MERRY Christmas for your favorite nympho, drive right past your favorite sex shop and come home to your computer instead!

Pretty please with cherry-flavored lube on top? (they sell that too…)