too smart and too horny for her own good
Soon there is going to be a porn convention here in Texas.
A writer at the Houston Press who likes my stuff has recruited me to co-author a piece with him about the porn convention. I’M GOING TO A PORN CONVENTION. AND THEN I GET TO WRITE ABOUT IT. FOR A REAL NEWSPAPER.
This is like… wow. All poetics have gone out the window. All I’m left with is “wow.”
WOW. And I mean a big ol’ Texas-sized WOW.
I don’t get to do stuff like this at my day job. Wow.
Before we begin, make sure you’ve read How to Give a Blowjob: It’s All in Your Head. And Eyes. Because you can have a great technique, but if your love of sucking cock doesn’t come through the eyes (or if you’re faking the love to begin with), then well that kinda kills it.Then again many guys have said that (assuming there’s no teeth) there is no bad blowjob because his dick in a girl’s mouth is going to be good no matter what. Fine, that may be so. But my competitive side doesn’t want to be “just another blowjob.” I want to be the best fucking blowjob he’s ever had. I want to be remembered.
Here’s how I do that:
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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