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The FAMILY: Ducking the Guilt Stick

I’m getting nervous about seeing my extended family at Thanksgiving. This will be the first time I see all my many relatives since the break-up four and a half months ago.

Considering that the last time I saw my family at our summer reunion and they were all teasing me and The Ex about when we going to get married–I’m worried. Very about-to-piss-myself worried.

My family is huge (I have twenty aunts and uncles, plus all of their progeny), Catholic (ie constantly fighting each other over who gets to smack who with the Guilt Stick), and opinionated.

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