The Over-Educated Nympho

A lot of guys have crossed the posts of OEN and SBCd in the four months since my break-up. I figured it was time for a little update on the guy situation—perhaps to explain/figure out why there have been so many of so little importance. Although after having written all this out I think it’s just prolonging the weekend’s brooding.

Jamaican Hottie, aka Apt #31
The Pussy is still interested but I am not. Especially since a couple weeks ago I ran into him while walking my dogs and he said “Hi Jennifer, how’s Spot doing?” Error 1: My name is not Jennifer. Error 2: Neither of my dogs is named Spot. Error 3: He mistook me for our neighbor Jennifer and her dog (her ONE dog), whose name is not Spot either. Even after I semi-politely pointed out his mistakes, he still had the balls to ask when we could go out.
Um, NO.

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Remember months ago when I interviewed with Hopeful Future New Boss for a position in another department at my company? I worked on a few small accounts for him and it seemed to go well. At the beginning of the process my Big Boss warned me it would take a long time to hear anything from Hopeful Future New Boss because he was infamous for taking ages to make a decision.

A couple weeks ago I sent him a “by the way I’m still interested” sort of email. The next day he said they were still interviewing others and hadn’t reached a decision yet. I thought he was stalling for time, but whatever.

About this time New Guy started in the company. In a different department on another floor. Then I noticed New Guy started showing up at Hopeful Future New Boss’ desk frequently. Hmm. Odd that someone new, especially youngish (ie not his manager), would spend so much time there…

At first I didn’t think too much of it.

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