Update on the Dumbasses, Douchebags, and Nice Guys
A lot of guys have crossed the posts of OEN and SBCd in the four months since my break-up. I figured it was time for a little update on the guy situation—perhaps to explain/figure out why there have been so many of so little importance. Although after having written all this out I think it’s just prolonging the weekend’s brooding.
Jamaican Hottie, aka Apt #31
The Pussy is still interested but I am not. Especially since a couple weeks ago I ran into him while walking my dogs and he said “Hi Jennifer, how’s Spot doing?” Error 1: My name is not Jennifer. Error 2: Neither of my dogs is named Spot. Error 3: He mistook me for our neighbor Jennifer and her dog (her ONE dog), whose name is not Spot either. Even after I semi-politely pointed out his mistakes, he still had the balls to ask when we could go out.
Um, NO.
