The Over-Educated Nympho

How am I supposed to explain how to give good head if so many people are concerned about a much greater obstacle than jaw control? Apparently there are many girls out there who think the penis is icky, ugly, gross, etc., and by association so are blowjobs. Which means we need to back up a little more before diving into the good stuff.

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For those entering the blowjob ring in anticipation of my next post, “How to Give a Blowjob,” please find the appropriate level most suited to your taste and repeat the following mantras.

A special note to beginners: keep repeating until you can actually look the penis in the eye and not run away screaming.

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I don’t know if I’m actually developing a cold so my body is just forcing me to bed or if another round of depression is on its way, but I’ve been spending lots of time in bed lately. And not in the fun way. (Well, last night between dreaming in HTML I did dream about Jessica Rabbit, does that count?)

I’ve been going through insane amounts of coffee at home, and still I feel tired all the time. Is it the boringness of my day job, the change in weather (oh my god it’s cooled down from ninety to seventy-five here in Texas, whatever will we do??!!), or just general dissatisfaction that keeps luring me to bed.

If I hadn’t played hooky from work less than a month ago I would be calling in sick today. Damnit. Why can’t my fucking body give me a sleep schedule a month in advance so I can work around it??

And this is so incredibly not the fun sexy post I imagined to kick off the Superblog with. I apologize, my beloveds. Haven’t been feeling sexy lately. More like pissy and I should be carrying a SHUT THE FUCK UP stick with me to work.