The Over-Educated Nympho

Today has been a very exciting day. Well, if you ignore the eight hours I was at work.

Because of the much-anticipated threesome my site has already gotten over 500 hits today (100 more than my previous record), and it’s only 8:30pm. Tomorrow will hopefully be just as busy with the final—and best—posts about the really good stuff (which I’m writing immediately after this, don’t get your panties in a knot.) This brings all new meaning to the phrase “sleeping your way to the top.” hee hee.

Which brings us to the juicy news for those of you who missed the one sentence about this last night–it looks like there will now be regular threesome pieces, because everything was so fantastic that Handsome and Pretty Twosome and I have agreed to continue seeing each other regularly. Bah chi chi wah WAAH. It looks like I may be using a lot of sick days in the future.

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I have been tired as fuck all morning. I stayed up until what, 2:30 am last night writing before I finally passed out from exhaustion. Once I caught up on sleep, there was a grand total of six and a half hours of writing last night with only a couple breaks (mostly to, um, you know). And I’m not even done!! I still have the two best courses left!

On top of that I’ve been remembering all sorts of yummy things I left out of the previous two posts last night because I was getting tired and incoherent (on top of the glow of being freshly fucked. it’s really quite phenomenal I could remember how to put nouns and verbs together).

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The Seventh Course: PITCHERS OF ICE WATER

Let me start off my saying that BOOBIES ARE SO COOL. Seriously, now I get why guys are obsessed with breasts. BECAUSE BREASTS ARE AWESOME.

Pretty Twosome had quite a set, I found out once we moved to the bed to get things going properly. Handsome Twosome hung back and assisted in disrobing so we could concentrate on what we were doing (what a sweetheart).

I’m not sure how it happened, but at some point during the making out I looked down and her shirt and bra were gone (miraculous! I love having an assistant in the bedroom!) and I was able to ogle GINORMOUS BREASTS. Not just ogle, but play with. Kiss and suck and nibble on.

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The Sixth Course: THE REAL DESSERT

At the restaurant earlier none of us had planned on ordering dessert because Pretty Twosome had a chocolate soufflé waiting for us back at the house. But the fancy birthday cake–it was hard to resist. No biggie. I always have room for more dessert.

After a couple rounds of cocktails, Handsome Twosome broke out the Port to go with Pretty Twosome’s chocolate soufflé. It was amazing. Wow. Not only is Pretty Twosome well, beautiful, she’s a damn genius in the kitchen. I was wondering what other artistry she was capable of.

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