So Totally Not Well Maybe Just a Little Bit Nervous
I’m meeting Handsome Twosome and Pretty Twosome tomorrow night for the first time. We’ve talked on the phone plenty of times and emailed nearly every day for the last couple weeks, but it’s still just a little bit really nerve-wracking. The original plan was just to meet, hang out, and get to know each other, no sex or anything at first contact (is it totally obvious there that I grew up watching Star Trek TNG?)
But I think that’s kinda gone out the window. Pretty Twosome, knowing my weakness for all things sweet and gooey and full of chocolatey-goodness, told me she will have some sort of fancy chocolate pastry concoction waiting at their house for after dinner, in case we need them. This is on top of the restaurant’s signature cocktail the boyfriend has been raving about in all his emails.
–insert eyebrow raise here–
Oh really? Trying to get me liquored up and sugared up so you can take advantage of me?
Shit.
