The Over-Educated Nympho

An hour after I got off the phone with Handsome Nerd, I got a phone call from Handsome Twosome, of Handsome Twosome and Pretty Twosome, the very cool couple I’m going to have a threesome with in the near future.We talked on the phone for an hour and a half. Needless to say, we get along well. And it sounds like I will get along with his girlfriend very well too. Yesterday I emailed them to propose meeting for the first time tomorrow night. He called tonight to say that Pretty Twosome is feeling sick and they may not be able to meet tomorrow depending on how she feels, but they’re both hoping she pulls through because they can’t wait to meet me in person.

We talked about all sorts of stuff during the phone conversation, shooting the shit. I told him I was excited about my date Friday night, and he asked lots of questions about the guy.

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When I talked with Handsome Nerd on the phone last night, I told him I usually get home from work around 6 or 6:30.

Tonight I went to the store for necessitites (wine. cereal. ice cream.) and so when my phone rang at exactly 6:30, I was walking up three flights of stairs with my arms full of groceries while it was raining. I shuffled bags around in mid-flight and pulled the phone out of my purse, only to say quickly “Imsorryicanttalknowihavegroceriesanditsrainingillcallyoubackinfiveipromisereallyokaybyeee!”

I flipped my phone shut and managed to get all my groceries into the apartment without dropping anything (note to self: stop drinking so much wine if for no reason other than ALL THOSE BOTTLES GET HEAVY AFTER THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS.)

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