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Time for the “I told you so” Dance

I was right. Neighbor Guy likes Sweet Cheeks. I suspected that late Friday night/early Saturday morning (see final 1/3 of skinny dipping post) and asked her about it later on. The poor thing thought I was just being paranoid.

This evening she text messaged me saying she thought he was into her after all. Aha! I told you so! You’re so dense you didn’t even see it! You’re too cute! I texted back to her.

You’re not mad? She asked back.

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