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The Perfect Courtship Begins

He emailed me.

I ignored it. (I thought it was spam!! I didn’t know!!!!)

He emailed me again, specifically saying he was not spam (thank goodness for his persistence).

I read it while drunk late one night so of course I didn’t remember it until a week later when my friend Trouble Maker said we needed to take Sweetie Pie vibrator-shopping and my jaw dropped and I shrieked OH MY GOD THERE’S A SEX TOY WEBSITE WHO WANTS TO ADVERTISE ON MY BLOG.

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