The Over-Educated Nympho

Last night I stayed in with Sweet Cheeks and Blondie because we were all tired as hell from long lousy weeks. We intended for it to be a girls’ night but Sweet Cheeks came home with a guy behind her.I was a little pissed. Well the poor bastard was just going to have to watch Sex and the City with us and suck it up.

I had my back to them when they came in because I was at Blondie’s laptop emailing some of my blog readers. When Sweet Cheeks introduced me to her friend (one of our neighbors) I barely acknowledged or noticed him (just enough to think he was cute but not hot enough to make me forget I was mad that he was invading girls night).

Eventually we all settled in on the couches and put on Sex and the City and passed around wine.

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Wow. Not only did my blog win an award in the “Best of” issue of the Houston Press, but it got written up on Best o’ tha Blogs at HouStoned, the blog of Houston Press (which is funny as fuck by the way).

And I got some impressive coverage in the post, including two long excerpts from recent posts. One is taken from my favorite category sober as an SOB from the other night when I got shloshed on bubbly with my friends because we were celebrating my imminent success (sex-cess? YEAH BABY) as a blogger.

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It looks like the iKegelPro was only the first of many good things to cum here on OEN.

I may be getting a sex toy website as an advertiser as well. And their inventory is mighty promising. I’m a fan already.

Tuesday evening I have a phone conference with the company’s representative. Keep your kegels crossed for me.

Yippee, orgasms for everyone! For all my readers who can’t get their orgasms from me, they can at least get them through me. And I’ll get off on the commissions (quite literally because I’ll be using the cash to upgrade my own sex toy collection). It’s a win win. Orgasms all around.