Less than two months ago I was delighted to break 200 as my record for number of visitors in one day. Today, the day I won “Best R-Rated Blog” in The Houston Press, I hit 350.
Sure, on any given day about 40% of my visitors find me through random google searches for “nympho bitches,” “pussy juice marking territory,” “bumpy itchy ass,” “so many bitches too little time dog shirt glamour dog” (#2 and 3 google), “I have a sex pookie,” “see ma nekkid,” and my favorite: “creative middle finger.” Yes, every single one of these is a search by which someone found and clicked on my site. (perverts, man, perverts everywhere*) But a couple must stick around because my daily visitors have steadily increased over the last year, so I dont care how people find me as long as they (ie the cool ones who aren’t staring at me through my fourth-floor window as we speak) stick around.
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