The Fine Nuances in Name-Calling
There are many terms I use regularly in my blog, often words found on urbandictionary.com when I then bastardize for my own selfish purposes, not that that doesn’t mean they aren’t poignant or fitting or funny. Last night I got into a discussion with my girl posse about the fine nuances between say, a douchebag and a fuckwit, or an asshole and a plain ol’ bastard. So here you go: OEN’s definitions. Hopefully you don’t need to use them as much as I do, but if you do I hope they fill your heart with delight and your mouth with spite.
Asshole
Worse than a bastard and a jackass but still not quite a “cocksuckingsonumabiatch.” Although straight to the point, this insult is a bit generic. Life is dull enough as it is, why not add some color? I prefer to call someone a “chickenshit peckerhead” because I am confident that he will remember I called him such a thing. If you piss me off then goddamnit I want you to remember it.
Bastard
The first level of insults. Only slightly removed from the Circle of Trust. Redemption possible although unlikely.
