Six Weeks
Last night marked six weeks without getting any. And I mean ANY. Not even a smooch or an ass-grab while walking through a crowded bar. Wow.
Yes, this is largely self-imposed. There are always willing participants but most of them are douchebags, assholes, dumbasses, or mind-fuckers. Yes, assholes are actually my preferred type for a fuck buddy because then that makes it impossible to form any sort of attachment or even fondness to them outside the confines of the bedroom. But I only take HOT assholes, and all the assholes I’ve met lately have not been hot enough to compensate for the asshole-ness, and are therefore not fuck buddy worthy.
