My “List”
I’m a dork. I keep a detailed list of my numbers, ie who I’ve kissed, blown, slept with, complete with notes and orgasm count. Yes, I’m serious. Come on, I’ve always been a list-maker. I like to keep track of things. Especially important things like my “number.”
Nevermind that I’ve only admitted my number to three people, one of whom was my gynecologist and very judgmental about me filling out the “more than five” box for “number of sexual partners” on the new patient form, at which point I chewed him out. Not to worry, I only saw him that one time.
Interesting statistic: I have slept with exactly half the number of people I’ve kissed. That means if I kiss someone, he has a 50/50 shot of getting laid. Hmm. Fascinating.
Sad possibility: maybe if I spent less time analyzing my numbers and then writing about it I would be getting more action.
