The Pussy is Down for the Count

ok so um I actually wrote this two weeks ago and let it sit there in my draft folder where I did nothing to it. I don’t know why. Although it’s probably painfully obvious to anyone but me. Whatever. It’s funny. Read on.

my heart: Helloooooooo? Pussy? You in there?
Me: It’s awfully quiet…
my brain: [whispering] do you think she died?!
The Gut: What? No! Just because she isn’t screaming and throwing shit doesn’t mean she died. Idiot.

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Re-Update on the New Position

Today I finished up the project I was doing for Hopeful Future New Boss during my try-out period working for the department I want to transfer into.

I did a very good job. I think. It’s hard to say when the boss doesn’t smile or make any facial expression that may indicate anything resembling displeasure or delight.

Sadly I didn’t have a chance to say “I would love to help out on another account. . . . [sucking up crap goes here]” when I dropped off my files because he had just left for a meeting and was gone for the rest of the afternoon.

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