too smart and too horny for her own good
ok so um I actually wrote this two weeks ago and let it sit there in my draft folder where I did nothing to it. I don’t know why. Although it’s probably painfully obvious to anyone but me. Whatever. It’s funny. Read on.
my heart: Helloooooooo? Pussy? You in there?
Me: It’s awfully quiet…
my brain: [whispering] do you think she died?!
The Gut: What? No! Just because she isn’t screaming and throwing shit doesn’t mean she died. Idiot.
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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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