The Over-Educated Nympho

Ugh. I’m sick. If I hadn’t just started working for Hopeful Future New Boss, I would have stayed home today. I’ve been going though a box of tissues a day for three days now, on top of the persistent coughing I went to the doctor for last week. How can I get sicker WHEN I’M ALREADY >cough< And on top of it I had to work late so I can keep progressing with both projects for both bosses and aovid pissing anyone off. Oh wait, except my immune system. >hack< May I add that I’m getting a cramping stomach-ache? I don’t care if I puke tonight, I’m still coming to work tomorrow. I’ve done it before, I’ll do it again. If Adrienne can do it in ANTM 1, then I can too. Except, you know, without the $100,000 modeling gig.

MUST NOT GET SICK SO CAN COME TO WORK SO CAN IMPRESS NEW BOSS AND TRANSFER TO NEW POSITION PERMANENTLY AND THEN I CAN STAY HOME SICK. And watch ANTM on TiVo.

—ever so casually yawning. . . . stretching. . . . pointing to new addition to sidebar at right—

I GOT MY FIRST ADVERTISEMENT AFFILIATE THINGY!!! And what’s so cool is that it’s for something I actually like. No, not longer stronger multiple (well YES that too, duh), but I mean the iKegelPro thing I got the other day.

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Just now I was downloading all the photos off my digital camera, which I have not done since I moved in. I did not remember half of them AT ALL. Even though I’m in many of them. Because they were taken at one of my many wild pool parties… judging from the people in the photos (and my complete lack of memory about the taking of said photos) I’m guessing they date back to this party.

One photo in particular stands out. It’s of Hot CoWorker and The Man. The guy I wanted to fuck and the guy I did fuck. They’re in the pool with arms around each other and holding up their beers in salute to the camera. Both look hot. Especially Hot CoWorker, bare-chested and muscular…THIS IS NOT HELPING ME TO NOT IMAGINE HIM NAKED. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE OVER THE NAKED PHASE.

ok tired and going to bed but played with it and took lots of notes (woo hoo for multi-tasking!) and here’s some photos to help keep your mind in the gutter (since so many of you seem to RELISH in making it your permanent residence) until I attempt to wake up early tomorrow to write this properly before going to work:

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