The Over-Educated Nympho

Good news: the dreaded waiting game is over. Bad news: that means the real game begins, the dance of courtship, of Does he like me? Is he just being nice? Am I being too eager? Do I really like him? And this is just at work. The man and game I’m referring to are Hopeful Future New Boss and me going through the steps to transfer to a different department in my firm where I would be doing much more interesting work that is more in line with what I actually went to school for.Before I even had my coffee this morning at the office Hopeful Future New Boss found me at the tray of breakfast pastries and started telling me the details of the account he wanted me to work on.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Act cool act cool don’t squeal don’t hug him act cool act cool…

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I received the KegelPro yesterday. Duuuuude.

Due to extenuating circumstances (an upset girl friend and a 1.5L bottle of wine that desperately needed to be disposed of), I was not able to play with it at all last night.

I gotta tell you though–it’s very intriguing. I showed it to my friends and they both said they wanted one. (Hmm… let’s see if I can work on commission… )

Have you ever seen one of those hand-grip things that men use to strengthen their hands and forearms? This looks like a slightly larger lady-like version of that: all white, smooth hard plastic, and a comfortable resilience level from the spring-action. But this is all based on opinion before “field-testing.”

Check back late tonight or tomorrow morning for the proper review. And meanwhile get your mind out of the gutter and stop thinking about my kegel’s strength-training routine. Perverts, all of you.

As if it isn’t bad enough to experience this shit when waiting for a cute guy from last weekend to call, I’ve got to sit here and wait at my cubicle for my Hopeful-Future New Boss to inform me whether I have been accepted for the new position in my company I interviewed for last Wednesday.Can you see me rolling my eyes from here? JUST TELL ME ALREADY. WHAT’S THE HOLD-UP??

With giving/getting a phone number, my general rule of thumb is to call twenty-four to forty-eight hours after acquiring the phone number. If you go in before twenty-four hours you come across as desperate, if you go in after two days you come across as an asshole who’s trying to make the other person squirm. Which certainly has its time to work to your advantage, but that’s another post.

So when I interviewed with a different department in my company, I expected to hear back in twenty-four to forty-eight hours. Continue Reading »